OH&W, Lovebears's post
Are cucumbers considered a green sex toy (upset) Hey don't judge me, just asking. (blush) (angel) Category: Green Sex Toys
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Green in what sense? The exterior of a cucumber is literally green but using one as a toy is probably a bad idea. If a cucumber is being considered as a method of self satisfaction, I'd like to...
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Lol wow what a question. Being in the grocery business for 17 years I have actually heard and seen people buying cucumbers for that reason. Idk if those people didnt like sex toys or what but I...
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Not ideal for sexual but green in that it is decomposable when you're done with it if that floats your boat. Category: Green Sex Toys
View ArticleTheToyGuy's post
Eco-friendly. That is unless it pickles during use. (poke) Category: Green Sex Toys
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I could have swore one day in the veggie section, I saw a women picking up different ones,;O examining them and trying to grab one another person had eyes on. So, now what do you people think ?...
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Meh, try squashes. Little bit bigger, ribbed and less firm than a carrot. Category: Green Sex Toys
View ArticleVnessa's post
Hilarious! I love the earth and all, I will do my part and recycle, I'm drawing the line on turning to the produce section (ROFL) . I like the buzz and rumble too much Category: Green Sex Toys
View ArticleTheToyGuy's post
Well if produce is not your thing how about the deli section. I'm sure there is a salami for you. Or if you are a vegetarian a falafel with your name on it. (poke) Category: Green Sex Toys
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I know this is a strange thread. It's just that every time I hit the back button to do back to discussion's page, "Green Sex Toys" would alwasy pop up for few seconds before page went back down to...
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So was she... She just needed to "Toss Her Salad".(LOL) (ROFL) Category: Green Sex Toys
View ArticleAndykh's post
I always wanted to compare cantaloupes to a pretty females breasts but I had this big fear of getting that females palm of her hand across my face lol Category: Green Sex Toys
View ArticleTheToyGuy's post
A man walks into a grocers, pick up a melon and walk over to the cashier. "Hey can I just quickly compare this melon." The cashier says "Sure." The man squeezes the melon then reaches over and squeezes...
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